Saturday, October 19, 2013

St. Elmo's Fire



I finally got around to watching “St. Elmo’s Fire” a couple of weeks ago, I’d programmed the title into the TiVo and the movie finally played on some channel and the TiVo finally recorded it, so after all these years I finally watched it, and wow did I finally hate everything about it.

Look at these crazy 80s kids and the fun, wacky things they do.  So deep, so mature, so sensitive.  And they always always band together to help each other out.  They’re prescient that way.  Don't you wish they could be your friends too?

God I hated this movie.  I didn’t dislike it, I wasn’t indifferent to it, I hated it.  It’s insulting.  I hope its target audience saw through it and hated it too.  But they didn’t, because this was I hit I think.

It tries to glamorize youth.  We all like youth, and older people wish they could be young again, but youth has never been like the fantasized youth of this bunch.  What’s disturbing is I’m afraid it might have told kids of the day, “This is what your life should be.”  Not only wasn’t the audience’s youth like this, it COULDN’T have been.  This is a fantasy bullshit movie; pandering, cloying, badly executed, and obvious.

OK, other than that, what did I think?  (“But Mrs. Lincoln, the playwright is here, what should we tell him?”)  I like seeing well-known actors so early in their careers.  I wish they’d been in a better vehicle, but they do have charisma and they do impress.  Though not technically a “Brat Pack” movie, this has many of the same players, and it’s fun to see them interact.  Other than that…

It’s shot well?

The script uses correct grammar?

It finally ends?




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